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“It’s called manifesting, Karen.”

✨ Description:
You’re not spiraling.
You’re just creatively strategizing in 5D with crippling anxiety and a Pinterest board.

You called it “visualization.”
But your Google search history says:

“how to know if the Universe hates me”
“vibrational compatibility with men who don’t text back”
“quantum entanglement but make it romantic”

Let’s be honest.
Sometimes manifestation is just overthinking with a vision board and a side of denial.
And that’s okay. At least it’s organized.

🔮 Mini RITUAL: Law of Attraction vs. Law of ‘What the Hell Am I Doing?’

What you need:
🧠 A brain running 143 tabs
🖼️ A vision board covered in vague goals and glitter
📱 Your last 3 deleted texts
🍜 Something that can be mistaken for a spiritual offering (like ramen)

Light a candle. Stare into it like it owes you answers.
Whisper to the flame:

“I trust the Universe… but I also made a backup plan, a spreadsheet, and a secret shrine.”

Let go… and then secretly overthink again at 2AM. It’s tradition.

🛸 Mantra of the Card:
“I overthink, therefore I attract.
I plan, obsess, panic… and somehow still glow.”

✨ Namaste, and maybe Google less ✨