“When awakening feels more like a system crash.”

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✨ Description:
You thought spiritual awakening would feel like inner peace, angelic whispers, and floaty music.
Instead you’re crying over a spoon, questioning reality, and arguing with the concept of time.
Congratulations — you’re doing it right.

Awakening isn’t always majestic.
Sometimes it’s just standing in the kitchen like:

“Am I ascending or just deeply dehydrated?”

Your soul is downloading things faster than your ego can process, and your shadow just tried to rebrand itself as your roommate.

Don’t worry.
This phase is known as: What The Actual Ascension Is Happening?!

🔮 Mini RITUAL: Reboot the Soul Safely (without losing all your files)

What you need:
💻 A mental “force quit” button
🌊 A shower (where most breakdowns happen)
🔌 A power outlet for emotional grounding
📉 Your dignity, partially backed up

Take a deep breath.
Stare into the void (or the fridge).
Say aloud:

“I trust the chaos.
Even if it looks like a nervous breakdown wearing yoga pants.”

Then turn off notifications from your higher self — just for an hour.
You’ve earned it.

🛸 Mantra of the Card:
“I awaken in confusion, crash in beauty, and reboot in snacks.”

✨ Namaste, Ctrl+Alt+Scream ✨