“Try me again next lifetime.”

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✨ Description:
You’ve meditated.
You’ve channeled.
You’ve aligned every chakra like it’s IKEA furniture from a higher dimension — and still… this incarnation is a dumpster fire with glitter on top.

You had plans. Soul contracts. A whole sacred mission.
But Earth came with bad Wi-Fi, weird people, and emotional taxes.
So now you’re just out here disassociating in your lightbody while whispering:
“Who signed me up for this?”

This card is your cosmic opt-out slip.
Nope, you’re not learning the lesson today.
Nope, you’re not raising your vibration.
Nope, you’re not staying after class.

You’ve officially filed for Spiritual Resignation – Effective Immediately.

🔮 Mini RITUAL: The Incarnational Decline Ceremony

What you need:
📜 A fake scroll of your soul contract (burn it)
🧻 A soft surface to collapse on (emotional or literal)
👁️ Side-eye of disillusionment
🛑 A stop sign for the Universe

Sit dramatically.
Stare at the ceiling and sigh like a tired deity.
Say aloud:

“I respectfully decline this lifetime’s nonsense.
If needed, I can return as a cactus. Low maintenance. Sharp boundaries.”

Then put on your coziest hoodie and retreat to your version of “astral airplane mode.”

🛸 Mantra of the Card:
“I am divine.
I am done.
I am declining this mission with grace, glitter, and a snack.”

✨ Namaste, but I’m out ✨