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Ascended & Confused

Still Haven’t Figured It Out

“I’ve been on a soul journey for 12 lifetimes. And I still don’t know what to do with my hands.”

You’ve meditated, manifested, microdosed, made moon water, and memorized 58 affirmations.
And yet… you still stare blankly at the candle, wondering if it’s working —
or if you’re just cold and slightly lost in your kitchen.

💫 Signs You’re Ascended & Confused:

  • You pull cards daily, but they all say “ask again tomorrow”
  • You light incense and forget why
  • You start a soul journal and end up googling “why is everyone around me weird”
  • You’re on your fifth notebook and still have zero conclusions

🧪 Mini RITUAL: The Sacred Shrug

What you need:
🕯️ A candle
❓ A question you can’t answer
🪞 A mirror
🌀 Zero expectations

  1. Light the candle and say:
    “I dedicate this flame to all the knowledge I clearly do not possess.”
  2. Look in the mirror and respectfully state:
    “You don’t know sht, and that’s OK.”*
  3. Take your Question of the Day™.
    Now shrug. Like a divine raccoon. Let it go into the cosmos.
  4. End with the sacred phrase:
    “I release the need to figure it all out. I’ll just wing it with holy flair.”

🤷‍♀️ WTF Mantra of the Day:

“I am confused.
I am cosmic.
I am doing my best while blinking dramatically.”

✨ Let confusion be your co-pilot. ✨