GHOSTED: True Love

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I go undetected

“They said I’d find love in divine timing. I think divine timing’s phone is off.”

You’ve saged your room. You’ve written their name on a bay leaf. You even bought that extra shiny crystal that whispers “He’s coming” (spoiler: he didn’t). And yet… all you hear is “call declined”. Spiritually. Emotionally. Repeatedly.

Is it your aura? Is Mercury retrograde? Or are you simply too divine to detect?

👻 Signs You’ve Been Cosmically Ghosted:

  • You keep checking your messages… from guides, humans, cats, anyone
  • Your tarot deck gives you “The Hermit” every. single. time.
  • Your heart is open, but your phone says “no service”
  • You’ve built a soulmate altar but mostly worship anxiety

✨ Mini RITUAL: I Swipe Thee Out

You’ll need:
📱 A phone (preferably with airplane mode)
💌 A piece of paper
🕯️ A candle
🧃 A juice box (trust the process)

  1. Write a fake reply from your guides or exes:
    “Sorry I missed you. I’m reincarnating in a better frequency.”
  2. Read it out loud. Laugh. Sigh. Dramatically toss the paper.
  3. Light the candle and say:
    “I release anyone who’s too busy to incarnate with me.”
  4. Drink from the juice box like royalty.
    “This is my communion now.”
  5. Turn off your phone. You’re unavailable now too, honey.

📴 WTF Mantra of the Day:

“I am not waiting. I am evolving. And if love wants to find me, it better use Google Maps with traffic updates.”