“Cover it in glitter and pretend it’s healed.”

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✨ Description:
Ah yes, the ancient art of slapping a crystal on trauma and calling it “aligned”.
You’ve read the affirmations.
You’ve saged the house.
You’ve buried your rage in rose quartz and blamed Mercury retrograde for everything — including your bad haircut.

But here’s the truth:
Not everything can be healed with good vibes and a smoothie.
Sometimes you need to sit in the discomfort.
Cry. Rage. Journal like your pen is on fire.
And maybe — just maybe — admit you’re mad at your mother, not your chakras.

🔮 Mini RITUAL: Glitter-Free Honesty Spell

What you need:
🌧️ One raw emotion (preferably unfiltered)
🧹 A broom (for the glitter you’re about to unlearn)
📓 A journal titled “Sht I Pretended Was Fine”*

Light zero candles.
Sit down with your mess and say:

“I am no longer emotionally bedazzling my pain.”

Write the real stuff.
Not the pretty version.
The real version.
You’ll sparkle more when you’re not faking it.

🔮 „Advanced Techniques for Expert Avoiders”

  • Emotion? Ignore it harder.
  • Family drama? Call it a soul contract and ghost everyone.
  • Internal chaos? Clearly a download in progress.
  • Red flags? No worries — just another chakra test.

🪄 Bonus Affirmation (for your next fake-it-’til-you-breakdown moment):

“Everything happens for a reason.
And that reason is probably unresolved childhood stuff I don’t want to talk about.”

🛸 Mantra of the Card:
“I release the urge to love & light my way out of everything.
I face it.
Then I sage it.
Then I scream in the pillow — with intention.”

✨ Namaste, but messy ✨