CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL

“But you are entirely, beautifully, stupidly unique. Now clean your room.”

✨ Description:
The Universe has reviewed your file.
And while you’re not the Chosen One™, you are indeed a limited-edition weirdo with a soul full of sparkles and unresolved karma.

You came here to experience life, grow, suffer, repeat — just like everyone else.
Your spiritual awakening didn’t come with a tiara.
And your past lives were probably just as messy.

Still, that doesn’t mean you’re not awesome.
It just means you don’t get to skip laundry day because your aura is special.

🔮 Mini RITUAL: Ego Grounding Cleanse

What you need:
🧼 Dirty laundry
🧹 A broom
🧽 A sense of humor
🪞 A mirror (to look into and say, “Yup. Still me.”)

Put on your least enlightened sweatpants.
Fold your karmic socks.
And say aloud: “I am not above this. I am just deeply fabulous… with dust.”

🌀 Bonus Affirmation (Straight from the Galactic HR Department):

“The Universe doesn’t owe me a spotlight.
I came here with a mop, a mission, and the majestic chaos of being slightly above average — in a very specific niche.”

🛸 Mantra of the Card:
“I am not special.
I am weird, radiant, overcaffeinated and powerful —
but I still have to do my taxes.”

✨ Namaste, now go take out the trash ✨