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She sat down.
Straight spine. Sacred incense. Background sound: “Heart Chakra Activation, 963 Hz – headphones recommended.” 🎧🕯️

She closed her eyes and…

🍕 Saw pizza.
Not the Light. Not the Breath.
Just… pizza.

“Think of nothing” – she whispered with determination. 🙏 And right at that moment, she imagined eating a 🥪 peanut butter sandwich on a 🪷 lotus flower, completely enlightened, covered in extra virgin olive oil. 🫒✨

The angels 👼 looked down and took notes:
— “Meditation successful. She finally connected with her body.
The body wanted food.”

After ten minutes, she concluded she had reached a transcendental state. 💫 Not only did she think about lunch —
She ate it. Mentally. With gratitude. 🧘‍♀️🍽️🫠