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You wake up in the morning with a sacred intention: today you become an enlightened being. 🌄🕯️ Everything is ready. Palo santo, candles, that one crystal you don’t know where it came from. 🔮🪔

You sit. Silence. Breath. Awareness. 🧘‍♀️🌬️

And then it comes:
the thought of the dirty dishes in the sink. 🍽️🌀

Not one thought. A whole spiritual parade. 🎺👣 “I should wash them.”
“Or maybe I shouldn’t. Ego wants them clean.”
“Or maybe it’s the Soul?” 😇🧠
“Or maybe my dishes have their own karma?” 🍛🧘‍♂️

The angels are watching. Eating popcorn. 👼🍿

You dive deeper into meditation. You begin to feel light, peace, bliss. ✨💫🌸

And then—
crack! 💥
One plate breaks in the sink. Couldn’t handle the spiritual pressure. 🥴🍽️💔

You open your eyes. And you know one thing: you are closer to enlightenment because you DIDN’T do the dishes. 🛁🚫

You left the world exactly as it was — and that’s radical acceptance. 🧘‍♂️🫶🌍

Moral of the story?
You don’t have to clean to be enlightened.
But if you do clean — meditate while doing it. 🧼🫧
And use a good sponge. 🧽😉