“Because even the divine needs a nap. Chill.”

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✨ Description:
You’ve meditated. You’ve journaled.
You even arranged your crystals in the shape of a Wi-Fi signal.
But the Universe? Radio silence.

No signs.
No synchronicities.
Not even a motivational pigeon flying by.

Maybe it’s not a test.
Maybe the Universe is just… on airplane mode.
(Or binge-watching your karmic plotline and screaming, “Nooo don’t text him!”)

🔮 Mini RITUAL: Sacred Do-Nothing Alignment

What you need:
📴 A phone (turned off)
🛋️ A place to flop
🐢 The patience of a tired turtle
🍕 Optional snack of surrender

Lie down. Literally.
Look at the ceiling like it’s your spirit guide.
Say aloud:

“I release the need for cosmic attention.
I am not a push notification.”

Nap. Breathe. Repeat.
Let the Universe take five. You should too.

🛸 Mantra of the Card:
“I don’t chase signs.
I attract peace, pizza, and the occasional existential shrug.”

✨ Namaste, but on silent mode ✨