“But at least they’re pretty.”

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✨ Description:
You’ve got amethyst for anxiety.
Citrine for abundance.
Black tourmaline for protection.
And rent?
Unpaid — but your altar? Fabulous.

This card is a gentle reminder that spiritual supplies ≠ financial strategy.
You can’t manifest your landlord into a unicorn (we tried).
You still need to call the utility company — and no, your rose quartz won’t cover the deposit.

Yes, crystals hold power.
But so does budgeting.

🔮 Mini RITUAL: Grounded Abundance Check

What you need:
💳 A slightly trembling credit card
💼 A job you may have energetically outgrown
🔮 Three sparkly rocks and a reality check
📉 A deep sigh of fiscal responsibility

Light a candle next to your bank statement.
Place a crystal on it for moral support.
Then whisper:

“I accept divine abundance… and also online banking.”

(Then maybe apply for something that pays in cash, not karma.)

🛸 Mantra of the Card:
“I love my crystals.
But I also love electricity, hot water, and not getting evicted.”

✨ Namaste, but financially stressed ✨