“Because full surrender is great until Mercury retrograde shows up wearing clown shoes.”

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✨ Description:
You trust the Universe.
You do. Really.
Mostly.
Well… like 78%. Okay, 65% on a good day. Unless weird stuff starts happening. Then it’s 12% and falling fast.

This card is your divine permission to be spiritually devoted yet cosmically suspicious.

You’ve said “everything happens for a reason”…
…right after rage-quitting your manifestation journal and throwing your affirmations in the trash like stale granola.

Yes, the signs are there.
Yes, the timing is divine.
But also, Universe, can you NOT be so cryptic all the damn time?!

Just give us a Google Calendar invite next time, or a spiritual GPS that doesn’t reroute mid-breakdown.

🔮 Mini RITUAL: Conditional Cosmic Faith Reboot

What you need:
🌀 One wobbly trust muscle
📱 Three ignored angel numbers
🔎 A magnifying glass (for interpreting vague signs)
🍷 Optional liquid patience

Light a candle. Look up at the sky.
Say:

“I trust the process…
unless it starts taking too long, then I respectfully spiral.”

Then burn your expectations, sip some tea (or wine), and pretend you’re fine until something starts making sense again.

🛸 Mantra of the Card:
“I trust the Universe to guide me…
but I also double-check with tarot, a pendulum, three memes, and a raccoon that wandered into my dream.”

✨ Namaste, but with backup plans ✨