Because not every spiritual message needs glitter and a full moon.

Welcome to the only place where beverages tell the truth better than your last tarot reading.

You have three cups to choose from:
☕ A brutally honest coffee,
🍵 a deceptively gentle tea,
🥤 and a fizzy drink that may or may not have read your therapy notes.

Click on a cup. It will whisper something you probably didn’t want to hear, but needed.
Come back whenever you need a dose of truth, or just want to avoid doing your laundry.

And remember:
You’re not lost.
You’re just… in the wrong café.

A brutally honest coffee,
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a brutally honest coffee.

 a deceptively gentle tea,
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a cup of mild wisdom and mild chaos.

fizzy drink that may or may not have read your therapy notes.
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a fizzy truth explosion. not for the faint-hearted.