🛠️ Welcome to Unholy Restoration

You’re not lying on a therapist’s couch here.
You’re screaming into a pillow, eating a cookie soaked in tears, and shouting:

“THIS ISN’T MINE. IT’S NOT HOLY. AND I’M NOT FIXING IT.”

Then you put on your pink fluffy slippers and strut into the apocalypse like you own it.


✨ Therapeutic Task (as prescribed by Auntie Chaos)

Step 1: Pick your cursed object:

Step 2: Now, say it. Click below with passion:

Step 3: Choose your fate:


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🧨 Coming soon: “Healing? No thanks. I’ll take emotional combustion.”


😵 Ready for more therapy with Auntie Chaos?