A Cup That Knows the Truth
Because not every spiritual message needs glitter and a full moon.
Welcome to the only place where beverages tell the truth better than your last tarot reading.
You have three cups to choose from:
☕ A brutally honest coffee,
🍵 a deceptively gentle tea,
🥤 and a fizzy drink that may or may not have read your therapy notes.
Click on a cup. It will whisper something you probably didn’t want to hear, but needed.
Come back whenever you need a dose of truth, or just want to avoid doing your laundry.
And remember:
You’re not lost.
You’re just… in the wrong café.


a brutally honest coffee.


a cup of mild wisdom and mild chaos.


a fizzy truth explosion. not for the faint-hearted.