Title: 🌙 A Spiritual Awakening at 3AM… That Turned Out to Be Decaf Coffee

Intro:
✨ Sometimes you think the Universe is speaking…
But it’s just your brain after four hours of sleep and one nettle tea.
This is the story of how I tried to reach enlightenment—and ended up crying into my toaster.

Story:

🕒 At 3:14 AM, something metaphysical stirred me from sleep.
No, not Fidel.
It was more mysterious.
I felt like the Universe wanted to tell me something. Maybe the Secret of Existence. Or at least the password to my lost soul folder.

📝 I sat up, grabbed my notebook… and nothing.
Blank. Like my brain after a five-hour Zoom call with a motivational boss.

☕ Then came the impulse: coffee.
I got up. I made it. I felt alive again.
Everything made sense.

Until I saw the label:
“DECAFEINADO.”

😭 That’s when I cried. Into the toaster.

🧘‍♀️ Spiritual Insight:
Maybe we don’t need another spiritual guru.
Maybe we just need someone to look us in the eye and ask:
“Hey, have you eaten today?”

Maybe you’re not broken.
Maybe you’re just trying to be a light being… running on Windows XP.

📎 Final Transmission:
Go to sleep. Or eat something. Or hug a tree.

(Seriously Ridiculous sends love.)

💭 Final Thought:

“Enlightenment is nice. But have you tried carbs?”