Category Seriously Enlightened WTF Edition
You didn’t stop. You just… paused dramatically. For three weeks.
“Parked in Limbo” is the sacred reminder that stillness is beautiful —
but at some point, the Universe wants its parking spot back.
Maybe you thought you were meditating,
but actually you were stuck between “resting” and “avoiding life with artisanal candles.”
This card doesn’t judge.
It simply opens the car door, hands you a mismatched sock,
and says with love:
“Wiggle, sweetie. Wiggle for your life.”
Some souls come here to heal humanity. Others just want a refund.
“Cancel Your Incarnation (Again)” is the key for those moments when Earth feels like a cosmic prank.
You’ve done the work. You’ve saged the walls. You’ve cried into your journal.
And still, your soul whispers: “Can I not?”
This card reminds you: you’re not broken. You’re just temporarily unsubscribed from this lifetime’s drama.
Ascended? Absolutely. Awake? Technically. Functioning? …Let’s not push it.
“Ascended & Exhausted” is for those of us who’ve touched the stars, downloaded cosmic wisdom, and still forgot why we walked into the kitchen.
You’re glowing. You’re wise.
You’re also mildly dehydrated and haven’t done laundry since the last retrograde.
And that’s okay.
Ascension is real. So is burnout. This card sees you. 🛸💫