🌀

Oh.
You thought it was over?

That’s adorable.

This is where “healing” stops looking like a glowing crystal on your windowsill
and starts sounding like

“What the actual soul is going on?”

If you’re laughing, good.
If you’re crying — also good.
If you’re doing both?
Perfect. That means you’re ready.

Find a private space.
Close your eyes.
Now pick one:

😏 The Card That Shouldn’t Exist (But Does Anyway)

Some truths can only be delivered by sarcasm.
This one is here to slap you lovingly.

No, really.
You don’t have to earn your existence.
Or explain your breakdown.
Or tidy up your chaos for Instagram.

If this level of cosmic nonsense feels like home,
there’s a whole room full of it waiting for you:

👉 Seriously Ridiculous – it looked too responsible

Enter at your own risk. Side effects may include truth attacks and laughing while spiritually disassociating.

Fine.

If you’re still here,
you’ve proven one thing:

You can handle the soul unfiltered.

Exit the Room

The storm knows who’s hiding.
You can’t walk through fire with dry feet.
Return to the Room of Choice
and step fully into your burning path.