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You’re sitting at your desk. 🪑💻
Someone left a dirty mug again. ☕😒
Someone else sent an email marked “URGENT!!!” because they forgot to attach the file. 📧📎🚫

You breathe.
You’re determined to stay calm. Inhale, exhale. 🌬️🌬️ You tell yourself:
“Love and light. Love and light.” ✨❤️

But deep inside, your shadow self is yelling:
“Light? I want to throw a crystal at them.” 🔮🚀😤

Your chakras are trying to shut down from the coworker’s energy,
the one who says, “Just relax, it’s not a big deal.” 🙄🌀

You make yourself a tea. 🍵 You look out the window. 🌤️ A moment of peace.

And then the printer moans. 🖨️💀 It prints the wrong file. From another dimension. From 2007. ⌛👻

You stand up. You feel it. You’re one step away from enlightenment. Or from quitting your job and moving to the mountains to live with goats. 🐐🏔️🧘

Moral of the story?
If you haven’t lost your mind at work, you’re probably on the spiritual path. 🧠💫 If you have — welcome to the club. 🎉 Either way, you’re ahead of those still pretending to enjoy meetings. 📅😵‍💫