😏

You light a candle. 🕯
You look at the sky. 🌌
You whisper into the infinite cosmos:
“Show me a sign.”

You wait.
You breathe. 🌬
You open your heart. 💖

DING!
Your phone lights up. 📱
It’s your ex.
“Hey.”

You stare at it.
You stare at the ceiling.
You stare at your guides. 👁👁
You whisper:
“That’s not what I meant.”

The Universe stays silent. 🤐
Your guides sip celestial tea. ☕🌠
Even your crystal rolls slightly, like it’s trying not to laugh. 💎😏

You ask:
“Is this a test?”
You ask:
“Is this… retrograde again?” 🔁☿

You respond with “Hey :)” because you’re curious.
Then instantly regret it. 😩
You throw your phone across the couch. 🛋️📲💨
It bounces. Like karma. 🪙

You try to meditate.
But now your third eye won’t stop twitching. 👁⚡
You try to journal.
But all you write is:
“WHY.”

Then suddenly… you laugh. 😂
Because maybe the sign was never about them.
Maybe the sign is how you choose to respond. 🧘‍♀️

Moral?
Sometimes the Universe sends your ex
just to see if you’ve truly healed…
or if you still fall for spiritual chaos in human form. 🌪💋