✨

🕯️ You light a candle.
🧘‍♀️ You sit cross-legged.
🗣️ You whisper:
“Show me my higher self.”

💥 And BAM — there she is.
💫 She’s radiant. Glowing. Perfect posture.
🗣️ She speaks 3 languages fluently.
🍵 She drinks herbal tea she actually understands.
📓 She owns a matching notebook set.
😶 She doesn’t say “umm.”

😨 You panic.

📅 She looks like the kind of person who uses a planner.
🌅 She gets up at 5 a.m. for sunrise yoga.
✉️ She replies to emails with gratitude and breath.

😳 You stare at her like you just met your own personal HR manager.

🧘 She says:
“You are becoming me.”
🌳 You say:
“I thought I was becoming a tree.”

🙂 She smiles softly.
😅 You slowly back away from the vision.
🌯 And dive into your bed burrito-style.

🧦 Moral?
Sometimes your higher self just needs to chill.
And maybe wear socks that don’t match.