🙈

You feel aligned. 🧘‍♀️
You’ve meditated.
You saged your aura. 🌿
You pulled an oracle card that said:
“You are light.” ✨

You open your camera. 📱
Front-facing.
Divine moment.
You smile softly.
Click. 📸

You look.
You gasp. 😱

You look like someone who hasn’t slept since 2019. 💤
Your eyes scream “cosmic burnout.” 🔥
Your skin says “past life fatigue.” 😵
You zoom in.
You regret everything. 🔍🙈

You try again.
Different angle.
Different light. 💡
Different dimension, if possible. 🌌

Still tired.
Still holy. ✝️
Still… oddly shiny in the wrong places. ✨🥵

You put your phone down.
You light a candle for your ego. 🕯
You say:
“Maybe the real glow is internal.”

Moral?
You don’t have to look enlightened to actually be on the path.
But maybe don’t take selfies under the kitchen light. 💡😅