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You wake up inspired. ✨
Today is the day you embody the divine feminine. 💃
You put on incense. 🌸
You light a candle. 🕯
You play soft flute music. 🎶
You say:
“I am beauty. I am grace. I am limitless.”

Then you try to put on your favorite leggings. 👖
They laugh.
Out loud. 😂
Spiritually. 😇

You jump. You wiggle. You swear under your breath like a yoga teacher in crisis. 🧘‍♀️😤
You pull them up halfway and they stop.
Firmly.
Like the Universe itself said:
“Not today, goddess.” ✋🌌

You breathe. 🌬
You try again.
You do that weird leg dance that looks like a shamanic trance. 🔮🦵
You almost fall. 😵
You catch your reflection in the mirror.
You look like a mythical creature… just not the kind you wanted. 🐉

You give up.
You put on sweatpants. 🩳
You whisper:
“This is also sacred.” 😌

Moral?
Sometimes divine energy wears stretch marks and loose pants.
And she still rules the cosmos. 👑🌌