🛋️

🌞 You woke up motivated.
✨ Today is the day you shift your frequency.
🕯️ You light your candle. You whisper:
“I am a radiant being of light.”

🛋️ Then you sit on the couch.
Just for a second.
Just to… check your phone.

📱 One meme turns into three reels.
✨ You scroll past an affirmation.
💬 You scroll past a quote that says:
“You can’t grow in your comfort zone.”

😐 You feel mildly attacked.
🪞 You stare at your own reflection in the black screen.
She looks like someone who’s totally gonna do yoga… in a minute.

🧘‍♀️ You tell yourself:
“I’m not lazy, I’m processing energy.”
🛋️ The couch says:
“Stay.”

🎧 You listen.
😌 You surrender.
🧵 You merge with the fabric.
🛋️ You become one with the furniture.

🥴 And honestly?
🧘‍♂️ It’s kind of meditative.
🚫 You didn’t ascend, but your snacks did.

📡 Moral?
Sometimes your vibration is rising.
Just horizontally.