Where oracle cards meet emotional damage (with sparkles).

🪄 These are not oracle cards.
💥 They are accidental truths wrapped in sarcasm, glitter trauma, and uncomfortable giggles.

🎲 Pull one if you dare.
Pull two if you’re spiritually masochistic.
🛋️ Pull three and call it therapy.

🚫 No predictions.
No fluff.
🚪 No spiritual bypassing.

💡 Just absurd clarity delivered by your Inner Wise Fool™.

🎯 How to Play:

🙈 Close your eyes.
Ask your soul: “What bullshit am I avoiding today?”
🎴 Pick a card.

📅 Pull one daily.
🤯 Or binge the whole deck during an existential meltdown.

🔥 Choose your chaos:

☕ Pulled one already?
No predictions, just punchlines.

🃏 See the Full Seriously WTF Deck 💥

⚠️ Seriously Ridiculous. Dangerously Real.
You’ve been warned. 😈