Tag funny oracle card
Healing isn’t cute.
It’s messy, loud in your head, and often powered by snacks.
This card reminds you that you don’t owe the world explanations, productivity, or a smile.
You’re allowed to rest, hide, and heal in your own weird, sacred way — especially if snacks are involved.
When your soulmate is late for the fifth incarnation in a row, maybe it’s not you. Maybe you’re just on a higher vibrational plane — and nobody’s got signal there.
Welcome to the cosmic dating pool, where “divine timing” means ghosted again.
Light your candle, grab a juice box, and swipe yourself back to sanity.
This card is for everyone who’s ever saged their phone and still got left on read by the Universe.