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You are a divine antenna. It’s not your fault the signal is 98% memes, static, and psychic buffering.
“Channel: Two Working Brain Cells” is the card for anyone who’s ever tried to connect with higher wisdom
and ended up channeling their own anxiety, snack cravings, or the spirit of their childhood hamster.
You’re not broken. You’re just temporarily broadcasting from the station of cosmic chaos.
And honestly?
That’s where the best messages come from — right between divine downloads and complete emotional system crashes.
Welcome to spiritual Wi-Fi with ✨ limited bandwidth ✨ and excellent comedic timing.
Some souls come here to heal humanity. Others just want a refund.
“Cancel Your Incarnation (Again)” is the key for those moments when Earth feels like a cosmic prank.
You’ve done the work. You’ve saged the walls. You’ve cried into your journal.
And still, your soul whispers: “Can I not?”
This card reminds you: you’re not broken. You’re just temporarily unsubscribed from this lifetime’s drama.