Tag lightworker humor
You are a divine antenna. It’s not your fault the signal is 98% memes, static, and psychic buffering.
“Channel: Two Working Brain Cells” is the card for anyone who’s ever tried to connect with higher wisdom
and ended up channeling their own anxiety, snack cravings, or the spirit of their childhood hamster.
You’re not broken. You’re just temporarily broadcasting from the station of cosmic chaos.
And honestly?
That’s where the best messages come from — right between divine downloads and complete emotional system crashes.
Welcome to spiritual Wi-Fi with ✨ limited bandwidth ✨ and excellent comedic timing.
You’ve read the books. Pulled the cards. Cleansed the chakras. And still… nothing makes sense.
“Ascended & Confused” is the card for every soul who’s done all the things —
and yet finds themselves blinking at the moon like:
“Is that… a sign? Or just a rock?”
This isn’t failure.
This is Sacred Cosmic Fog™.
The truth is:
Sometimes the more you know, the more your brain resembles a glittery smoothie of metaphysical nonsense.
And that’s valid.
You’re not lost. You’re just… in divine recalculating mode.
Rerouting. Please remain seated.
You didn’t stop. You just… paused dramatically. For three weeks.
“Parked in Limbo” is the sacred reminder that stillness is beautiful —
but at some point, the Universe wants its parking spot back.
Maybe you thought you were meditating,
but actually you were stuck between “resting” and “avoiding life with artisanal candles.”
This card doesn’t judge.
It simply opens the car door, hands you a mismatched sock,
and says with love:
“Wiggle, sweetie. Wiggle for your life.”