Tag metaphysical burnout

You’ve read the books. Pulled the cards. Cleansed the chakras. And still… nothing makes sense.
“Ascended & Confused” is the card for every soul who’s done all the things —
and yet finds themselves blinking at the moon like:
“Is that… a sign? Or just a rock?”

This isn’t failure.
This is Sacred Cosmic Fog™.

The truth is:
Sometimes the more you know, the more your brain resembles a glittery smoothie of metaphysical nonsense.
And that’s valid.
You’re not lost. You’re just… in divine recalculating mode.
Rerouting. Please remain seated.