Tag seriously enlightened
Ascended? Maybe.
But if soup can still ruin your day, this card is for you.
A gentle reminder that being human is part of the path — tears, tantrums, salt and all.
When your soulmate is late for the fifth incarnation in a row, maybe it’s not you. Maybe you’re just on a higher vibrational plane — and nobody’s got signal there.
Welcome to the cosmic dating pool, where “divine timing” means ghosted again.
Light your candle, grab a juice box, and swipe yourself back to sanity.
This card is for everyone who’s ever saged their phone and still got left on read by the Universe.