Tag spiritual comedy
You’ve been running, searching, meditating aggressively, and hoarding cat food for your nonexistent pet. Meanwhile, your soul is chilling at a cosmic jazz bar with a drink and a story waiting for you. Welcome to Soul Caffè — where your table has always been reserved.
Some lifetimes are for lessons.
Others? Pure survival with sarcasm and a loose grip on sanity.
This card reminds you that you’re allowed to say “no” to cosmic nonsense and take a rain check on the whole “growth” thing.
Next round, maybe. Right now? You’re done.
You’re floating above it all — and forgetting everything.
This card honors your sacred glow… and your unpaid bills.
A reminder that enlightenment is beautiful, but someone still has to do the dishes.
