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Seriously Ridiculous
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Welcome to the space where spirituality doesn’t wear makeup.
Where affirmations meet pizza, and rituals end with doing the dishes.
You won’t find advice here like “be your best self” — unless your best self is a divine being in leggings trying to meditate while the dog needs to pee.
Awakening isn’t always graceful.
Sometimes it’s crying over cereal, losing time, and wondering if you’re evolving or just emotionally buffering.
This card is your cosmic reminder that confusion is a sacred stage of transformation.
Crash now. Upgrade later.
You met your shadow.
It wasn’t a demon — just the version of you that’s tired of pretending everything’s fine.
This card is a loving punch in the ego reminding you:
You’re a masterpiece… with emotional side quests.
You’re not the chosen one.
But you are a cosmic gremlin with potential, glitter, and a tendency to procrastinate enlightenment with snacks.
This card reminds you that the divine lives in dishes, dust, and doing the damn work.
A glittery lie wrapped in rose quartz.
This card exposes the sparkly trap of spiritual bypassing — where crystals replace accountability, and affirmations cover ancient wounds.
Time to heal without the glitter filter.
I Took a Spiritual Selfie… and Looked Like Exhausted Divinity
Moral?
Sometimes healing isn’t about fixing what you see —
It’s about staying long enough to see who’s still there.
Moral?
Don’t tell the Universe you’re ready unless you’ve hidden the breakable stuff.
I Tried to Raise My Vibration… but the Couch Wouldn’t Let Go