Tag wtf cards
You met your shadow.
It wasn’t a demon — just the version of you that’s tired of pretending everything’s fine.
This card is a loving punch in the ego reminding you:
You’re a masterpiece… with emotional side quests.
Being lost is just the Universe saying:
“Your soul’s GPS is recalculating.”
This card is a high-five from the unknown — ditch the fake maps and start walking your own weird, wonderful path.
Sometimes the silence is the message.
This card is for those moments when the Universe hits “Do Not Disturb.”
No signs. No answers. Just you, your overthinking, and a divine nap in progress.
You’re not the chosen one.
But you are a cosmic gremlin with potential, glitter, and a tendency to procrastinate enlightenment with snacks.
This card reminds you that the divine lives in dishes, dust, and doing the damn work.
A glittery lie wrapped in rose quartz.
This card exposes the sparkly trap of spiritual bypassing — where crystals replace accountability, and affirmations cover ancient wounds.
Time to heal without the glitter filter.
Ascended? Maybe.
But if soup can still ruin your day, this card is for you.
A gentle reminder that being human is part of the path — tears, tantrums, salt and all.