Tag WTF oracle deck
You’ve read the books. Pulled the cards. Cleansed the chakras. And still… nothing makes sense.
“Ascended & Confused” is the card for every soul who’s done all the things —
and yet finds themselves blinking at the moon like:
“Is that… a sign? Or just a rock?”
This isn’t failure.
This is Sacred Cosmic Fog™.
The truth is:
Sometimes the more you know, the more your brain resembles a glittery smoothie of metaphysical nonsense.
And that’s valid.
You’re not lost. You’re just… in divine recalculating mode.
Rerouting. Please remain seated.
You didn’t stop. You just… paused dramatically. For three weeks.
“Parked in Limbo” is the sacred reminder that stillness is beautiful —
but at some point, the Universe wants its parking spot back.
Maybe you thought you were meditating,
but actually you were stuck between “resting” and “avoiding life with artisanal candles.”
This card doesn’t judge.
It simply opens the car door, hands you a mismatched sock,
and says with love:
“Wiggle, sweetie. Wiggle for your life.”