Tag WTF tarot
You are a divine antenna. It’s not your fault the signal is 98% memes, static, and psychic buffering.
“Channel: Two Working Brain Cells” is the card for anyone who’s ever tried to connect with higher wisdom
and ended up channeling their own anxiety, snack cravings, or the spirit of their childhood hamster.
You’re not broken. You’re just temporarily broadcasting from the station of cosmic chaos.
And honestly?
That’s where the best messages come from — right between divine downloads and complete emotional system crashes.
Welcome to spiritual Wi-Fi with ✨ limited bandwidth ✨ and excellent comedic timing.
Ascended? Absolutely. Awake? Technically. Functioning? …Let’s not push it.
“Ascended & Exhausted” is for those of us who’ve touched the stars, downloaded cosmic wisdom, and still forgot why we walked into the kitchen.
You’re glowing. You’re wise.
You’re also mildly dehydrated and haven’t done laundry since the last retrograde.
And that’s okay.
Ascension is real. So is burnout. This card sees you. 🛸💫