I Took a Spiritual Selfie… and Looked Like Exhausted Divinity
I Took a Spiritual Selfie… and Looked Like Exhausted Divinity
Category: Seriously Ridiculous
I Tried to Look Like a Goddess… but My Leggings Said No
I Tried to Look Like a Goddess… but My Leggings Said No
I Did a Beauty Ritual… and Still Look Like Me
I Did a Beauty Ritual… and Still Look Like Me
I Asked the Universe for a Sign… and My Ex Texted Me
I Asked the Universe for a Sign… and My Ex Texted Me
I Tried to Heal My Reflection… but It Looked Like It Had Something to Say
Moral?
Sometimes healing isn’t about fixing what you see —
It’s about staying long enough to see who’s still there.
I Did a Full Moon Release Ritual… and Had a Full-On Meltdown
I Did a Full Moon Release Ritual… and Had a Full-On Meltdown
I Told the Universe ‘I’m Ready’… and Immediately Regretted It
Moral?
Don’t tell the Universe you’re ready unless you’ve hidden the breakable stuff.
I Tried to Raise My Vibration… but the Couch Wouldn’t Let Go
I Tried to Raise My Vibration… but the Couch Wouldn’t Let Go
I Had a Vision of My Higher Self… and Ran Away Because It Looked Too Responsible
You light a candle.
You sit cross-legged.
You whisper:
“Show me my higher self.”
I Did an Energy Clearing… and Lost My Keys, My Personality, and the Meaning of Life
Moral?
Sometimes when you cleanse your energy,
the Universe cleans the rest — just to be thorough.