I Did a Guided Meditation… and It Guided Me to the Fridge
I Did a Guided Meditation… and It Guided Me to the Fridge
Category: Seriously Ridiculous
Start Your Day With Gratitude, Then Argue With Reality
Moral
Gratitude isn’t about pretending everything’s fine.
It’s about saying thanks even when you want to scream into a
Meditation – But Make It Real
“Do you meditate?”
“Well, I sit on the bathroom floor thinking about murder and wondering if God also rolls His eyes
How I Tried to Affirm Peace and Accidentally Summoned a Storm
You wake up early.
You feel ready. Determined.
Today you will radiate peace.
You light your candle, hold your
How to Survive Work and Not Accidentally Become a Buddha
If you have — welcome to the club. Either way, you’re ahead of those still pretending to enjoy meetings.
The Inner Child Who Locked Itself in the Fridge
Moral of the story?
Don’t force your inner child to be an adult.
Sometimes it just wants to chill with
I Did an Abundance Ritual… and Got a Bill Instead
Sometimes abundance arrives as a lesson with late fees.
How to Become Enlightened and Not Do the Dishes
You wake up in the morning with a sacred intention: today you become an enlightened being. Everything is ready. Palo santo, candles,
